It’s April 1, and just a couple hours in, we’re already weary of the shenanigans flooding the interwebs. So rather than joining in, we’re going to go full hipster, subvert the status quo, and just deliver the straight facts from this YouTube video.

This video dated March 28 shows Tampa, Florida’s Robert Abercrombie helping out his eight year old son, who has a loose tooth. Abercrombie, who is perhaps better known locally by his nom de la lutte, “Rob Venomous,” is a professional wrestler. Robert is wearing a tank top and board shorts, while his towheaded son is clad in a Deadpool T-shirt and a gold chain.

Robert’s solution to the loose front tooth is to tie a string to it, tie the other end not to the traditional doorknob but the back of his 5th Gen Camaro SS, and then launch the car with spinning tires to yank the tooth free. Just before getting in the car, Mr. Abercrombie instructs the boy to keep his head tilted back, and put tension on the string – Safety first!

Surprisingly, all goes well.

Even more surprisingly, the YouTube comments have been relatively tame. This is our favorite, though: