You have three days left until Halloween, and if you’re like us, you will probably end up going out to parties dressed as “guy wearing ironic t-shirt” or trick-or-treating in your “dad with flashlight” costume. Watch the following video (found on the possibly NSFW site Strange Beaver, and please don’t ask why we were browsing a website with that name) and then consider how every Halloween costume you have ever worn (or will ever wear, most likely) fails to live up to this standard.
Even though the costume is undeniably awesome, the sad truth is that you’re still far, far better off dressing as Dread Pirate Roberts if picking up chicks is on your All Hallow’s Eve agenda. To quote powerTV’s own Tom Bobolts, “It’s like driving an Evo – you’ll pull dudes all day,” but as the video shows, the honeys just aren’t all that impressed, even when you bust a move…