| There were these four young mothers... Sorry, I had to post this joke I came across today.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with 4 young mothers & their small children. "You all have obsessions" he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself with your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the 3rd Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the 4th mother, Kathy quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand & whispered "Come on Dick, we're leaving!" |